illkim:

Guy: Show me what you’re gonna do to this dick

Me:

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hipenis:

traurig aber wahr

Bei mir sieht Joggen eher aus wie Sterben mit Anlauf.

-(via keinekraftzumleben)

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The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation

- I love this (via 400eurojob)

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bonerbae:

boy moans are so nice

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Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your now favourite colour.

-Anonymous (via timid)

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